Showing posts with label Platinum Comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Platinum Comics. Show all posts

Friday, April 27, 2012

I WAS KIDNAPPED LESBIAN PIRATES OUTER SPACE COMIC BOOK GAY HOMOSEXUAL DYKE SCIFI

I WAS KIDNAPPED BY LESBIAN PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE COMIC BOOK! OUT OF PRODUCTION. HARD TO FIND COLLECTORS ITEMS FEATURING THE ADVENTURES OF OPENLY GAY LESBIAN HEROINES! When mild-mannered secretary Susan Bell is abducted by a gang of interstellar lesbian pirates, she's pulled into wild adventures ranging from bank robbery to - shoe shopping? She may even find romance. If she ever makes it home, Susan will never be the same again! The Lesbian Pirates have been captured! Stuck in a holding cell on Male Man's ship, it's up to Susie to save the day. But when given the chance, will she take a free ride back to Earth? Writer(s): Megan Rose Gedris Penciller(s): Megan Rose Gedris A RARE EXCLUSIVE THAT WAS NOT AVAILABLE IN MASS MARKET OUTLETS AND COULD ONLY BE FOUND IN COMIC BOOK SPECIALTY STORES! So what is this comic about anyway? Really? You want to know what it’s about? You’ve read the title and you still think it might be about two guys who sit around playing video games and making fun of everything in the world? Seriously, it’s about a woman who gets herself kidnapped by lesbian pirates from outer space. It’s funny. You’ll laugh. Lesbian Pirates is a subversion and homage of old 1950’s pulp paperback novels and comics. Susan (Susie) Bell Our plucky heroine. Once a secretary on Earth, she was kidnapped. By lesbians. Who are pirates. From space. DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Big blue-black ponytail, slightly upturned nose, says “golly” a lot. The Captain Known by her crew as “The Captain”, this aliased alien popped down to Earth to snatch Susie, and perhaps… her heart as well. She is probably insane. DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Bright red hair, green eyeshadow, beauty mark, gets to wear different shoes, as is her right as captain. Velma The sexy vixen of the crew, Velma has managed to get almost every woman she’s wanted into bed. Also enjoys drinking, and fighting. DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Quite curvaceous, with a white bob hairdoo.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

I WAS KIDNAPPED LESBIAN PIRATES OUTER SPACE COMIC BOOK GAY HOMOSEXUAL PRIDE DYKE



I WAS KIDNAPPED BY LESBIAN PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE COMIC BOOK!

OUT OF PRODUCTION. HARD TO FIND COLLECTORS ITEMS FEATURING THE ADVENTURES OF OPENLY GAY LESBIAN HEROINES!

When mild-mannered secretary Susan Bell is abducted by a gang of interstellar lesbian pirates, she's pulled into wild adventures ranging from bank robbery to - shoe shopping? She may even find romance. If she ever makes it home, Susan will never be the same again!

The Lesbian Pirates set off for the Phlebon-6 First Intergalactic Bank, hoping to fill the ship's brig with big stacks of cash. But mild-mannered bank employee Andrew Manly isn't going to take this lying down! If only he could find a phone booth to use so he could change!

Writer(s):
Megan Rose Gedris

Penciller(s):
Megan Rose Gedris

A RARE EXCLUSIVE THAT WAS NOT AVAILABLE IN MASS MARKET OUTLETS AND COULD ONLY BE FOUND IN COMIC BOOK SPECIALTY STORES!

So what is this comic about anyway?

Really? You want to know what it’s about? You’ve read the title and you still think it might be about two guys who sit around playing video games and making fun of everything in the world? Seriously, it’s about a woman who gets herself kidnapped by lesbian pirates from outer space. It’s funny. You’ll laugh.

Lesbian Pirates is a subversion and homage of old 1950’s pulp paperback novels and comics.
Susan (Susie) Bell

Our plucky heroine. Once a secretary on Earth, she was kidnapped. By lesbians. Who are pirates. From space.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Big blue-black ponytail, slightly upturned nose, says “golly” a lot.

The Captain

Known by her crew as “The Captain”, this aliased alien popped down to Earth to snatch Susie, and perhaps… her heart as well. She is probably insane.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Bright red hair, green eyeshadow, beauty mark, gets to wear different shoes, as is her right as captain.

Velma

The sexy vixen of the crew, Velma has managed to get almost every woman she’s wanted into bed. Also enjoys drinking, and fighting.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Quite curvaceous, with a white bob hairdoo.

I WAS KIDNAPPED BY LESBIAN PIRATES OUTER SPACE #1 COMIC BOOK GAY HOMOSEXUAL RARE


I WAS KIDNAPPED BY LESBIAN PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE #1 COMIC BOOK!

OUT OF PRODUCTION. HARD TO FIND COLLECTORS ITEMS FEATURING THE ADVENTURES OF OPENLY GAY LESBIAN HEROINES!

When mild-mannered secretary Susan Bell is abducted by a gang of interstellar lesbian pirates, she's pulled into wild adventures ranging from bank robbery to - shoe shopping? She may even find romance. If she ever makes it home, Susan will never be the same again!


Writer(s):
Megan Rose Gedris

Penciller(s):
Megan Rose Gedris

A RARE EXCLUSIVE THAT WAS NOT AVAILABLE IN MASS MARKET OUTLETS AND COULD ONLY BE FOUND IN COMIC BOOK SPECIALTY STORES!

So what is this comic about anyway?

Really? You want to know what it’s about? You’ve read the title and you still think it might be about two guys who sit around playing video games and making fun of everything in the world? Seriously, it’s about a woman who gets herself kidnapped by lesbian pirates from outer space. It’s funny. You’ll laugh.

Lesbian Pirates is a subversion and homage of old 1950’s pulp paperback novels and comics.
Susan (Susie) Bell

Our plucky heroine. Once a secretary on Earth, she was kidnapped. By lesbians. Who are pirates. From space.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Big blue-black ponytail, slightly upturned nose, says “golly” a lot.

The Captain

Known by her crew as “The Captain”, this aliased alien popped down to Earth to snatch Susie, and perhaps… her heart as well. She is probably insane.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Bright red hair, green eyeshadow, beauty mark, gets to wear different shoes, as is her right as captain.

Velma

The sexy vixen of the crew, Velma has managed to get almost every woman she’s wanted into bed. Also enjoys drinking, and fighting.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Quite curvaceous, with a white bob hairdoo.

KIDNAPPED BY LESBIAN SPACE PIRATES FROM SPACE COMIC BOOK GAY HOMOSEXUAL DYKE OOP


I WAS KIDNAPPED BY LESBIAN PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE COMIC BOOK!

OUT OF PRODUCTION. HARD TO FIND COLLECTORS ITEMS FEATURING THE ADVENTURES OF OPENLY GAY LESBIAN HEROINES!

When mild-mannered secretary Susan Bell is abducted by a gang of interstellar lesbian pirates, she's pulled into wild adventures ranging from bank robbery to - shoe shopping? She may even find romance. If she ever makes it home, Susan will never be the same again! A salacious tale of seduction and lust!

In their newly-stolen ship, the Captain must uncover whether Susie is the Lesbian Pirates' long-lost princess. Meanwhile, Susie succumbs to the Stockholm Syndrome! Will she ever want to return to her old life?

Writer(s):
Megan Rose Gedris

Penciller(s):
Megan Rose Gedris

A RARE EXCLUSIVE THAT WAS NOT AVAILABLE IN MASS MARKET OUTLETS AND COULD ONLY BE FOUND IN COMIC BOOK SPECIALTY STORES!

So what is this comic about anyway?

Really? You want to know what it’s about? You’ve read the title and you still think it might be about two guys who sit around playing video games and making fun of everything in the world? Seriously, it’s about a woman who gets herself kidnapped by lesbian pirates from outer space. It’s funny. You’ll laugh.

Lesbian Pirates is a subversion and homage of old 1950’s pulp paperback novels and comics.
Susan (Susie) Bell

Our plucky heroine. Once a secretary on Earth, she was kidnapped. By lesbians. Who are pirates. From space.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Big blue-black ponytail, slightly upturned nose, says “golly” a lot.

The Captain

Known by her crew as “The Captain”, this aliased alien popped down to Earth to snatch Susie, and perhaps… her heart as well. She is probably insane.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Bright red hair, green eyeshadow, beauty mark, gets to wear different shoes, as is her right as captain.

Velma

The sexy vixen of the crew, Velma has managed to get almost every woman she’s wanted into bed. Also enjoys drinking, and fighting.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Quite curvaceous, with a white bob hairdoo.

Monday, December 12, 2011

KISS 4K COMIC BOOK GENE SIMMONS PAUL STANLEY DEMON STARCHILD CELESTIAL BEAST HOT




KISS 4K COMIC BOOK

RARE AND OUT OF PRINT.

A mysterious and beautiful figure reveals to each KISS member that they carry the world-protecting warrior spirits of the 4K. But have they learned this incredible secret too late? Get in on the ground floor of this sprawling, epic adventure as realities crash, and the Demon, the Starchild, the King of All Beasts, and the Celestial, open up an all-new KISS universe!

The KISS 4K team, Demon, Starchild, King of All Beasts and Celestial, meet a new ally, Lolita St Étrange and her coven of witches. But are they really allies? And what past do they share with the mysterious Wicked Lester? Plus, learn what the Destroyer cult has planned for the KISS 4K team.

COLLECTOR'S ITEMS! Highly sought after.

RARE and OUT OF PRINT! Impossible to find!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

KISS 4K #1 COMIC BOOK GENE SIMMONS PAUL STANLEY DEMON STARCHILD CELESTIAL BEAST!


KISS 4K #1 COMIC BOOK

RARE AND OUT OF PRINT.

A mysterious and beautiful figure reveals to each KISS member that they carry the world-protecting warrior spirits of the 4K. But have they learned this incredible secret too late? Get in on the ground floor of this sprawling, epic adventure as realities crash, and the Demon, the Starchild, the King of All Beasts, and the Celestial, open up an all-new KISS universe! 40pgs

COLLECTOR'S ITEMS! Highly sought after.

RARE and OUT OF PRINT! Impossible to find!