Showing posts with label Boris the Bear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boris the Bear. Show all posts

Thursday, November 17, 2011

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES SMURFS CARE BEARS DIE PARODY COMIC BORIS THE BEAR!!


BORIS THE BEAR COMIC BOOK.


RARE VINTAGE PARODY COMIC FEATURING THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

"Return of the Living Teenage Radioactive Black Belt Mutant Ninja Critters"

Unauthorized and humorous underground comic book featuring the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES and many other funny animal characters taking on Boris the Bear, a cute cartoon bear who targets a different group of pop culture characters every issue! In this issue, Donatello, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Leonardo plot their revenge against Boris.

See the following characters die horribly AGAIN!

* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
* CARE BEARS
* EWOKS
* SMURFS
* SAMURAI PENGUIN
* CEREBUS THE AARDVARK
* USAGI YOJIMBO
* ADOLESCENT RADIOACTIVE BLACKBELT HAMSTERS
* PANDA KHAN
* many many more!!!

This book was controversial back in the eighties because it was not cleared by the owners of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other characters and had an extremely low print run. TMNT fans were clamoring to find this issue.

Boris is a walking, talking teddy bear. But this cute little animal isn’t like all the others you see in the funny books: he’s got an attitude…and an Uzi.

Once upon a time, critters like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were recognized as satirical; now these mutant funny animals have become a genre unto themselves. Boris decides it’s time to put things straight—with as much violence as possible.

James Dean Smith’s Boris the Bear is hilarious, self-effacing, and (of course) more than a little twisted. If you’re numbed to death from comic book overload, this title may just be the medicine you need to crack a smile again.

Boris used to be a nice enough bear, living in a tree fort in the back yard of his boy, David’s house. Boris the Bear was a great comic book collector and would happily while away the hours reading comics. But lately something has been disturbing him: the onslaught of badly drawn, lifelessly written “funny animal” characters. It seemed as if only yesterday there were just the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Now they were everywhere: the Care Bears, Cerebus the Aardvark, Usagi Yojimbo, Ambush Bug and his annoying friend Cheeks, Captain Carrot, Bullwinklethe list went on and on…and on. Something had to be done—and this bear had the will, the attitude, and the Uzi to do it!

Featuring Full Color artwork! Printed on high quality paper.

This comic books were never available to the mass market and were only sold in comic book specialty shops.

Hard to find COLLECTOR'S ITEM!

RARE and OUT OF PRINT! Impossible to find!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

X-MEN IRON MAN CAPTAIN AMERICA HULK DIE PARODY #1 COMIC BOOK BORIS THE BEAR!

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BORIS THE BEAR COMIC BOOK.

RARE VINTAGE PARODY COMIC FEATURING THE MARVEL SUPERHEROES.

"THE SECRET HERO OF THE SUPER WARS"

Unauthorized and humorous underground comic book featuring MARVEL SUPERHEROES such as THE UNCANNY X-MEN, IRON MAN, THE FANTASTIC FOUR, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, THE MIGHTY THOR, taking on Boris the Bear, a cute cartoon bear who targets a different group of pop culture characters every issue!

See the following MARVEL COMICS characters get beat up by a tiny talking teddy bear!

* THE UNCANNY X-MEN
* IRON MAN
* THE FANTASTIC FOUR
* THE INCREDIBLE HULK
* THE MIGHTY THOR
* THE SILVER SURFER
* THE BLACK PANTHER
* BLACK BOLT of THE INHUMANS
* NICK FURY AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D
* ANT-MAN
* many many more!!!

This book was controversial back in the eighties because it was not cleared by the owners of the MARVEL SUPERHEROES and had an extremely low print run. MARVEL fans were clamoring to find this issue.

Boris is a walking, talking teddy bear. But this cute little animal isn’t like all the others you see in the funny books: he’s got an attitude…and an Uzi. Boris decides it’s time to put things straight—with as much violence as possible.

James Dean Smith’s Boris the Bear is hilarious, self-effacing, and (of course) more than a little twisted. If you’re numbed to death from comic book overload, this title may just be the medicine you need to crack a smile again.

Boris used to be a nice enough bear, living in a tree fort in the back yard of his boy, David’s house. Boris the Bear was a great comic book collector and would happily while away the hours reading comics. But lately something has been disturbing him: the onslaught of badly drawn, lifelessly written characters. Now they were everywhere. Something had to be done—and this bear had the will, the attitude, and the Uzi to do it!

Featuring Full Color artwork! Printed on high quality paper.

This comic books were never available to the mass market and were only sold in comic book specialty shops.

Hard to find COLLECTOR'S ITEM!

RARE and OUT OF PRINT! Impossible to find!

TRANSFORMERS ROBOTECH GUNDAM DIE PARODY #1 COMIC BORIS THE BEAR!

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BORIS THE BEAR COMIC BOOK.

RARE VINTAGE PARODY COMIC FEATURING ROBOTECH, TRANSFORMERS, GUNDAM and many many other Robot Characters.

"DIE ROBOT DIE"

Unauthorized and humorous underground comic book featuring the mecha of ROBOTECH, GUNDAM and TRANSFORMERS and many other robot characters taking on Boris the Bear, a cute cartoon bear who targets a different group of pop culture characters every issue! In this first issue collector's item, it's the Robot Characters that Boris sets his sights on.

See the following characters die horribly!

* ROBOTECH
* GUNDAM
* TRANSFORMERS
* ROBBIE THE ROBOT from FORBIDDEN PLANET
* R2D2 and C3P0 from STAR WARS
* THE LOST IN SPACE ROBOT
* OLD B.O.B. from THE BLACK HOLE
* WALTER THE WOBOT from JUDGE DREDD
* HERBIE THE ROBOT from THE FANTASTIC FOUR
* JOHN BYRNE'S ROG 2000
* many many more!!!
* note: Iron Man Survives the carnage for this issue, but next issue Boris takes on the MARVEL SUPERHEROES!

This book was controversial back in the eighties because it was not cleared by the owners of the TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTECH, GUNDAM, STAR WARS DROIDS and other characters and had an extremely low print run. MECHA and ROBOT fans were clamoring to find this issue.

Boris is a walking, talking teddy bear. But this cute little animal isn’t like all the others you see in the funny books: he’s got an attitude…and an Uzi. Boris decides it’s time to put things straight—with as much violence as possible.

James Dean Smith’s Boris the Bear is hilarious, self-effacing, and (of course) more than a little twisted. If you’re numbed to death from comic book overload, this title may just be the medicine you need to crack a smile again.

Boris used to be a nice enough bear, living in a tree fort in the back yard of his boy, David’s house. Boris the Bear was a great comic book collector and would happily while away the hours reading comics. But lately something has been disturbing him: the onslaught of badly drawn, lifelessly written fad characters. Now they were everywhere. Something had to be done—and this bear had the will, the attitude, and the Uzi to do it!

Featuring Full Color artwork! Printed on high quality paper.

This comic books were never available to the mass market and were only sold in comic book specialty shops.

Hard to find COLLECTOR'S ITEM!

RARE and OUT OF PRINT! Impossible to find!



GI JOE PARODY COMIC BOOK BORIS BEAR JOES DIE SNAKE EYES

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BORIS THE BEAR COMIC BOOK.

RARE VINTAGE PARODY COMIC FEATURING GI JOE.

Unauthorized and humorous underground comic book featuring the GI JOES taking on Boris the Bear, a cute cartoon bear who targets a different group of pop culture characters every issue! This time, it's the Joes that Boris sets his sights on (after previously taking on The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, and many others).
This book was controversial back in the eighties because it was not cleared by Hasbro and had an extremely low print run. GI Joe fans were clamoring to find this issue.

Boris is a comic-collecting teddy bear who lives in a tree fort in his boy, David’s, back yard. But this cute little animal isn’t like all the others you see in the funny books: he’s got an attitude…and an Uzi. Boris decides it’s time to put things straight—with as much violence as possible.

James Dean Smith’s Boris the Bear is hilarious, self-effacing, and (of course) more than a little twisted. If you’re numbed to death from comic book overload, this title may just be the medicine you need to crack a smile again.

This comic books were never available to the mass market and were only sold in comic book specialty shops.

Hard to find COLLECTOR'S ITEM!

RARE and OUT OF PRINT! Impossible to find!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES DIE PARODY #1 COMIC BORIS THE BEAR!

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BORIS THE BEAR #1 COMIC BOOK.

RARE VINTAGE PARODY COMIC FEATURING THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

"Slaughter of the Teenage Radioactive Black Belt Mutant Ninja Critters"

Unauthorized and humorous underground comic book featuring the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES and many other funny animal characters taking on Boris the Bear, a cute cartoon bear who targets a different group of pop culture characters every issue! In this first issue collector's item, it's Donatello, Michaelangelo, Raphal and Leonardo that Boris sets his sights on.

See the following characters die horribly!

* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
* CARE BEARS
* EWOKS
* SMURFS
* CHIP 'N DALE
* TOM AND JERRY
* WOODY WOODPECKER
* FELIX THE CAT
* ROADRUNNER AND COYOTE
* DAFFY DUCK
* SPIDER-HAM (The Amazing Spider-Pig!)
* AMBUSH BUG
* USAGI YOJIMBO
* SYLVESTER THE CAT
* HOWARD THE DUCK
* FLAMING CARROT
* BULLWINKLE
* ADOLESCENT RADIOACTIVE BLACKBELT HAMSTERS
* PANDA KHAN
* TOP DOG
* OPUS FROM BLOOM COUNTY
* CAPTAIN CARROT
* MIAMI MICE
* many many more!!!
* note: BUGS BUNNY and DROOPY Survive the carnage!

This book was controversial back in the eighties because it was not cleared by the owners of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other characters and had an extremely low print run. TMNT fans were clamoring to find this issue.

Boris is a walking, talking teddy bear. But this cute little animal isn’t like all the others you see in the funny books: he’s got an attitude…and an Uzi.

Once upon a time, critters like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were recognized as satirical; now these mutant funny animals have become a genre unto themselves. Boris decides it’s time to put things straight—with as much violence as possible.

James Dean Smith’s Boris the Bear is hilarious, self-effacing, and (of course) more than a little twisted. If you’re numbed to death from comic book overload, this title may just be the medicine you need to crack a smile again.

Boris used to be a nice enough bear, living in a tree fort in the back yard of his boy, David’s house. Boris the Bear was a great comic book collector and would happily while away the hours reading comics. But lately something has been disturbing him: the onslaught of badly drawn, lifelessly written “funny animal” characters. It seemed as if only yesterday there were just the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Now they were everywhere: the Care Bears, Cerebus the Aardvark, Usagi Yojimbo, Ambush Bug and his annoying friend Cheeks, Captain Carrot, Bullwinklethe list went on and on…and on. Something had to be done—and this bear had the will, the attitude, and the Uzi to do it!

Featuring Full Color artwork! Printed on high quality paper.

This comic books were never available to the mass market and were only sold in comic book specialty shops.

Hard to find COLLECTOR'S ITEM!

RARE and OUT OF PRINT! Impossible to find!