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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
I WAS KIDNAPPED BY LESBIAN PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE COMIC BOOK!
OUT OF PRODUCTION. HARD TO FIND COLLECTORS ITEMS FEATURING THE ADVENTURES OF OPENLY GAY LESBIAN HEROINES!
When mild-mannered secretary Susan Bell is abducted by a gang of interstellar lesbian pirates, she's pulled into wild adventures ranging from bank robbery to - shoe shopping? She may even find romance. If she ever makes it home, Susan will never be the same again! Susan takes her cut of the treasure and heads to planet Megamall. While she's buying every pair of shoes she can find, the Captain enters an intergalactic space race in hopes of scoring a date with the most famous - and beautiful - pilot in the universe!
Writer(s):
Megan Rose Gedris
Penciller(s):
Megan Rose Gedris
A RARE EXCLUSIVE THAT WAS NOT AVAILABLE IN MASS MARKET OUTLETS AND COULD ONLY BE FOUND IN COMIC BOOK SPECIALTY STORES!
So what is this comic about anyway?
Really? You want to know what it’s about? You’ve read the title and you still think it might be about two guys who sit around playing video games and making fun of everything in the world? Seriously, it’s about a woman who gets herself kidnapped by lesbian pirates from outer space. It’s funny. You’ll laugh.
Lesbian Pirates is a subversion and homage of old 1950’s pulp paperback novels and comics.
Susan (Susie) Bell
Our plucky heroine. Once a secretary on Earth, she was kidnapped. By lesbians. Who are pirates. From space.
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Big blue-black ponytail, slightly upturned nose, says “golly” a lot.
The Captain
Known by her crew as “The Captain”, this aliased alien popped down to Earth to snatch Susie, and perhaps… her heart as well. She is probably insane.
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Bright red hair, green eyeshadow, beauty mark, gets to wear different shoes, as is her right as captain.
Velma
The sexy vixen of the crew, Velma has managed to get almost every woman she’s wanted into bed. Also enjoys drinking, and fighting.
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Quite curvaceous, with a white bob hairdoo.
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