Wednesday, September 2, 2009

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES DIE PARODY #1 COMIC BORIS THE BEAR!

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BORIS THE BEAR #1 COMIC BOOK.

RARE VINTAGE PARODY COMIC FEATURING THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

"Slaughter of the Teenage Radioactive Black Belt Mutant Ninja Critters"

Unauthorized and humorous underground comic book featuring the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES and many other funny animal characters taking on Boris the Bear, a cute cartoon bear who targets a different group of pop culture characters every issue! In this first issue collector's item, it's Donatello, Michaelangelo, Raphal and Leonardo that Boris sets his sights on.

See the following characters die horribly!

* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
* CARE BEARS
* EWOKS
* SMURFS
* CHIP 'N DALE
* TOM AND JERRY
* WOODY WOODPECKER
* FELIX THE CAT
* ROADRUNNER AND COYOTE
* DAFFY DUCK
* SPIDER-HAM (The Amazing Spider-Pig!)
* AMBUSH BUG
* USAGI YOJIMBO
* SYLVESTER THE CAT
* HOWARD THE DUCK
* FLAMING CARROT
* BULLWINKLE
* ADOLESCENT RADIOACTIVE BLACKBELT HAMSTERS
* PANDA KHAN
* TOP DOG
* OPUS FROM BLOOM COUNTY
* CAPTAIN CARROT
* MIAMI MICE
* many many more!!!
* note: BUGS BUNNY and DROOPY Survive the carnage!

This book was controversial back in the eighties because it was not cleared by the owners of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other characters and had an extremely low print run. TMNT fans were clamoring to find this issue.

Boris is a walking, talking teddy bear. But this cute little animal isn’t like all the others you see in the funny books: he’s got an attitude…and an Uzi.

Once upon a time, critters like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were recognized as satirical; now these mutant funny animals have become a genre unto themselves. Boris decides it’s time to put things straight—with as much violence as possible.

James Dean Smith’s Boris the Bear is hilarious, self-effacing, and (of course) more than a little twisted. If you’re numbed to death from comic book overload, this title may just be the medicine you need to crack a smile again.

Boris used to be a nice enough bear, living in a tree fort in the back yard of his boy, David’s house. Boris the Bear was a great comic book collector and would happily while away the hours reading comics. But lately something has been disturbing him: the onslaught of badly drawn, lifelessly written “funny animal” characters. It seemed as if only yesterday there were just the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Now they were everywhere: the Care Bears, Cerebus the Aardvark, Usagi Yojimbo, Ambush Bug and his annoying friend Cheeks, Captain Carrot, Bullwinklethe list went on and on…and on. Something had to be done—and this bear had the will, the attitude, and the Uzi to do it!

Featuring Full Color artwork! Printed on high quality paper.

This comic books were never available to the mass market and were only sold in comic book specialty shops.

Hard to find COLLECTOR'S ITEM!

RARE and OUT OF PRINT! Impossible to find!